Office by Alex Penny
Larry,
You know, your email address always makes me think of pizza. The Larry Supreme.
Drew
Larry,
I forgot I also got some nice discounts and free shipping on toiletries last week.
Being frugal can be fun,
Drew
Larry,
I’ve never had an unreliable car, but something sounds fun about a car making crazy noises when driven.
Got a haircut this morning and the woman would not shut up. She told me her husband was dead, where she was from, why hurricanes happen, that she thought I was probably a shy child… It would not end. I believe she cut my hair extra slow so she could continue to, in her opinion, regale me with tales of her life.
Might go to the bay and crab/fish tonight. I didn’t get sick after eat lots of crab from the bay over the 4th, so I am braver about eating them now - there are people doodies in that water.
Rain?,
Drew
Larry, You email was part Mary Poppins, part black aunt I never had, part lady from CNN that does the reports on weird fads and also does social comm pieces, and, finally, part OCD personality. I loved it. Jojo must have called Edward, b/c he called me tonight to see how I was and if we could meet up tomorrow so he could give me the DVD’s back. I love Jojo. Looks like tomorrow is going to be your ideal Sunday for me. Might have to go have breakfast at that place with Edward - i love that place so much I can handle eating with a guy that felt my spunk was dirty. gulp, Drew
Larry,
I saw an interview with the 2 CEO’s of You Tube yesterday and I think
they may be robots, or possibly aliens like Paris Hilton.
In my next reincarnation, I want to be Dusty Springfield.
Ciao,
Drew
Larry, Mike is having his cleaning lady come over today to clean out everything. She is supposed to even go through the drawers and cabinets. I went to use the kitchen-aid yesterday (some mid-week baking is good in the summer) and couldn’t find it. It had somehow made its way into the storage closet downstairs. After using it, I restored it to its proper place on the living room floor. Daniel has purchased a bunch of weird apartment changing stuff and started to complain about Kalim’s stuff that is around. They threw a bunch of his crap into the storage closet too. In my opinion, it is laughable that a man who cuts a sandwich on a countertop and doesn’t wipe off the crumbs is offended by a disorganized bookshelf. I am going to try and pretend none of this is happening and start eating with my hands (only at home). umph, Drew
Lair (isn’t it fun to be called that name if it is spelled like that?), I found this internet site that prescribes drugs w/o a prescription. It is isane. You fill out this questionaire and a doctor reviews it. They don’t necessarily approve all orders (you can get valium on this site) and I didn’t expect mine to go through (slept on shoulder wrong was description of disorder), but since I have to wait a week for the doctor and only 1 day for the meds through email I thought I would take a chance. IT GOT APPROVED!!! I will have 60 muscle relaxers in my possession by tomorrow noon. Going to be a good weekend. I have checked out this drug and it is very powerful. The list of side effects and possible dangers are as long as they are great. I will keep some in a bottle labled ‘Larry’s meds’ just for those special times when the world needs to be silenced and the body numbed of all feeling. ow less, Drew
Larry, It isn’t a pissing contest. I just enjoy volatile emails in the morning. This should all be very easy. I have a candy thermometer (hopefully daniel won’t break it before I get home - he has managed to go 3 weeks without breaking it, but he just has aura that says, ‘if you are gonna need it today, it will probably get broken). If you can find some fresh sesame seeds, even toasted are okay, but not prepackagd if toasted, I can make this nice chicken dish called ‘strange flavor chicken.” lakers rule, Drew
Mark is becoming passive-agressive, which is common for Asians, but still unsettling. peace, Drew ps i love that you read slash fiction, I have a friend that devotes a lot of freetime to reading that stuff. between trying to gain 20 lbs., reading and watching Mad TV I barely have time to exfoliate my body 1X a week.
Larry, The Dentist! That is a whole story in and of itself! Just got home from the gymnasium. Time to eat. Saturday I am game for some fun. meow, ps purr
Drew
